A Naturalization Threat Neutralized
The ¿barber? and his esposa wore matching outfits
black guayabera shirts, black jeans
all-white linen separates
Venezuelan Nationals fan gear
Sure sign of a foreign agent
Soldier trying to blend in civilian
Have No Fear
That fake barber has been iced
he will never return to [us]
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Inspired by This American Life episode "Solving For Where" By Nadia Reiman
