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Tempered then laminated to prevent cutting edges
ASSHOLE. WHY DON’T YOU STEP OUT?
I had been walking off work
Now I’m assessing anger ahead
It is 4:45pm, and the sun has already set
I can’t tell the driver’s gender or ethnicity
I can tell the car’s color and make
Gleaming Blue Honda
YOU’RE PARKED ON THE SIDEWALK, ASSHOLE
Gray whiskers add to bristle he’s emitting
With black stocking cap/canvas jacket/work pants bellow
When he stalks around the car, I see the silver laptop
secure in front pocket of his black backpack
Hospital IT hiking to commuter lot, I guess
I’M TRYING TO WALK HERE
I slow so his indignation can carry him away
The driver turns left into a traffic break
The bellicose turns right churning uphill
I veer through parking lot the car exited
Defensive maneuver to avoid colliding
we’ve worsened from Impatient to Vitriolic
from the Latin vitriolum meaning Small Glass
the way windshields are designed to shatter
I’d like to social engineer the emotional equivalent
Safety features breaking raging into harmless pebbles
Everybody surviving collision
slightly bruised exchanging information